All Things Footie | Thursday, May 31 | Jordan
Just a quickie
Steve Bruce is named new manager of Crystal Palace - good player but I'm less than convinced with his managerial ability.
Man Utd's South African international Quinton Fortune has suffered nothing but bad luck *belly laugh* since joining the Premiership champs, mostly playing understudy to hairy monster Ryan Giggs. His place on the subs bench is getting uncomfortable and he's requested a transfer - I've always thought he looked alright, Ieft winger anyone?
Thieving scouser (cultural stereotype, no accusations intended) Steve Gerrard picks up the all things footie award for stating the obvious....
"Patrick Vieira is a lot better than me."
He's a lot better than everyone Steven.
England News : Joe Cole wants to play on the left side of midfield - I've heard worse idea's. Michael Owen isn't going to miss the Greece game, he's just resting - poor love.
And finally... more good news for the rest of the Premiership, Phil Neville has signed a new six year deal with united - Kenyon you've been robbed.